Vanilla Jester

akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via holywerd)

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Actively disgusted by how fucking hot it is right now.

This is horrible.

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vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

lancrebitch:

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

mega-rustoid:

crowley-the-dickhead:

animal-crossing:

bakaforsenpai:

mysteryprof:

girlatsunrise:

sebuttstian:

merksmirs:

paulyoptosaurus:

accio-avengers:

wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

seriously though, what the fuck are those?!

doritos. its an old bag design i know. 

seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL

“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips

i reblog this post on sight

LET ME BE THE ONE TO RUIN THE PURPOSELY STUBBORN CHAIN OF REBLOGS AND EDUCATE THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. 
These are Giant Isopods, and yes they do exist; 100% r-e-a-l.
Where do these creatures lurk you may ask? They live waaaaay down in the depths of the ocean somewhere between 550-7,000ft. deep. You’ll probably never have the chance to see one of these crawling fossils… ;A;
Now, you think going a few hours without food is bad? Even when you do actually have food in your house, but it doesn’t appeal to you?  WELL THESE CRITTERS RIGHT HERE CAN GO FOUR YEARS WITHOUT ANY FOOD. WHEN THEY DO FIND FOOD THEY GORGE THEMSELVES TO IMMOBILITY.
I should also mention that these things are recorded as being around since before the continents even split. 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GIANT ISOPOD! 

looks like doritos to me

I caught that in animal crossing one time 

How did you catch Doritos in animal crossing????

mega-rustoid:

crowley-the-dickhead:

animal-crossing:

bakaforsenpai:

mysteryprof:

girlatsunrise:

sebuttstian:

merksmirs:

paulyoptosaurus:

accio-avengers:

wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

seriously though, what the fuck are those?!

doritos. its an old bag design i know. 

seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL

“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips

i reblog this post on sight

LET ME BE THE ONE TO RUIN THE PURPOSELY STUBBORN CHAIN OF REBLOGS AND EDUCATE THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. 

These are Giant Isopods, and yes they do exist; 100% r-e-a-l.

Where do these creatures lurk you may ask? They live waaaaay down in the depths of the ocean somewhere between 550-7,000ft. deep. You’ll probably never have the chance to see one of these crawling fossils… ;A;

Now, you think going a few hours without food is bad? Even when you do actually have food in your house, but it doesn’t appeal to you?  WELL THESE CRITTERS RIGHT HERE CAN GO FOUR YEARS WITHOUT ANY FOOD. WHEN THEY DO FIND FOOD THEY GORGE THEMSELVES TO IMMOBILITY.

I should also mention that these things are recorded as being around since before the continents even split. 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GIANT ISOPOD! 

looks like doritos to me

I caught that in animal crossing one time 

How did you catch Doritos in animal crossing????

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